| A1 | Depressive Common Denominator | |
| A2 | Colored Vinyl Fetish | |
| A3 | Flab Is Fab | |
| A4 | The Loathing Conspiracy | |
| B1 | Oblivious George | |
| B2 | Dick Clark Is Not Impressed | |
| B3 | If Lyrics Are Promises Then We've All Got Some Makeup Sex Coming | |
| B4 |
Posi-Core Anthem For The Negative Youth |